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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.

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Ow.
This is my dad.

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[upbeat music]

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This is my mom.

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* *

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This is my sister.
She's shy.

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This is my grandpa.

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This is my room.

9
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And this...

10
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this is my show!

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* *

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[festive music]

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- [humming melody]

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Yep.

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[chainsaw buzzing]

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- [screams]

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- Merry Christmas.

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[electricity crackles]
- [screams]

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[electricity crackling]

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[grunts]
[laughs]

21
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- Huh?
Odds Bodkins!

22
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A severed telephone pole?

23
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Why, that means
it's Christmas Eve!

24
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I'm missing it!

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[screams]

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- Hmm.
- Hey!

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Oh!
- [buzzing and grunting]

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- Oh, yay!
- Yay!

29
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Nice job
lighting the star, son.

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- Ugh.
Whee.

31
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- Don't hog the punch, dear.

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Get your presents for everyone
and put them under the pole.

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- And we're all expecting
better gifts this year,

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big brother.
They better be awesome.

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- Ooh.

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[soft dramatic music]

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Oh, no.

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I forgot
to get anyone anything.

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There's gotta be gifts
around here somewhere.

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Huh?
[chuckles]

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Mm.
[grunts]

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[chuckles]

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Half-chewed candle, gift!

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Fully-chewed candle, gift!

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Ooh, petrified underwear.
Gift!

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* Gift, gift, gifty gift *

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* Gonna give a gift *--
Ow!

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- [barking]
- What's that, boy?

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You say you stopped me
because I'm

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about to give my family
garbage for Christmas?

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- [barks]
- You're right, Ouchie.

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I gave everyone
the same garbage last year.

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You heard Squidina.
This year has to be awesome.

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Oh, if only I had more time.

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- [barks]
- Oh, yeah!

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The time closet
will give me enough time

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to find perfect Christmas gifts
for everybody.

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[laughs]

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[chuckles]

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First, I'll get Dad

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the latest shaver
from the future.

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Boop, boop, boop, boop,
beep, bop, bop.

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[soft dramatic music]

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* *

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- Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

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Look alive, Pat-Tron.

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We need a Christmas tree,

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and this planet
is crawling with them.

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Behold!

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Hm?

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- Wild trees
are very dangerous, Captain.

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According to my calculations,

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your only chance of cutting
them down is with one of these.

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- Put that baby toy away,
Pat-Tron,

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and watch in awe as I hogtie
these prickly beasts

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with my bare musclebound hands.

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[grunting]

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[screams]

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Ah!
Whoa!

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[grunting and screaming]

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- Greetings, future guy!
Can you help me?

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I'm looking
for the latest electric shaver

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to give my stubbly old Dad
for Christmas.

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- Oh, give him this.

85
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Captain Quasar doesn't need it.
It'll shave anything.

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It's cutting edge technology.
- Wow, thanks!

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- Mistletoe proximity alert.

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- Hm?
Oh.

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[romantic music]

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Well, nice doing business
with you too.

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- Ow, ow, ooh, ah.

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Ugh, ah, ow.

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Pat-Tron, forget what I said.
I need the laser!

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Pass me the laser!
Baby wants his laser!

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[screams]

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- Dad's gift is in the bag.

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Next on the list is GrandPat.

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Hm, I wonder
what old people like?

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- Who hungry?
Me cook food with fire.

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Me got pterodactyl wings
and dino egg omelets,

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all with a side order of fire!

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So come on down
to Caveman Jenkins Farms

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or Sun God will destroy us all
with fire!

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- * Come to
Caveman Jenkins Farms *

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* where our motto is *
- Fire!

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[laughs]

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- I bet GrandPat
would love some vintage food

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from his old neighborhood.

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Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee!

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[bluegrass music]

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- [grunts]
- [moos]

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- [screams]
- That looks--ooh.

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Mmm, lizardy.

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I don't think
anybody would mind

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if I took just one little egg.

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- [clucks]
- [screams]

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- [clucks]

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- Ah, perfect!

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Now it'll be easy
to grab an egg!

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- [clucks]
- Shh!

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I guess it takes a smart cookie
to fool a dumb animal.

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Hm?
- [squawks aggressively]

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- [chuckles]
[screams]

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I didn't mean you!

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[screams]
- [screeches]

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I spy mistletoe.
Mwah!

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- Yuck!

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Why does everyone
keep kissing me?

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- [barking]
- Ow!

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Oh, you're right, Ouchie.

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I do need to stay focused.

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Hm, Mommy is next on the list,

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and this year,
I want to give her

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something really fun.

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What did she
always used to say?

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- There's no place more fun
than a carnival.

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- Thanks, Mom.

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- You're welcome, dear.
Ooh, mistletoe!

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Mwah.
[laughs]

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- Mom!
Beep, boop, boop.

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Cool, smells like freaks.

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The Bearded Blowfish?
Cool.

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The SpongeKrab Twins.
What?

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Fiji Mermaid?
Now I've seen everything.

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Mom was right.
This is really fun.

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Aw, but I still don't know
what she wants for Christmas.

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The Tattooed Fish?

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I'll get Mom a new tattoo
for Christmas!

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- Ooh!
Break time.

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- [chuckles]

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- Mmm.
- Ow!

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Man, getting a tattoo hurts.

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- We're under the mistletoe.

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How dare you?

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- How dare who?

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- [chattering]

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- Hello there, cutie pie!

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Aw, you look like
a perfect gift for Squidina,

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and you just saved me
another trip.

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I did it, Ouchie.

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I got something
for everyone on my list.

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I gotta get these gifts
under the pole.

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- [French accent]
The next morning.

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- I hope you all
like your gifts.

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- Ooh.

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- It's an electric razor
from the future, Dad.

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- Hey.

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Wow!
Now that's a close shave.

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Thanks, son.

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- Ugh, I hope it's not
another chewed up candle.

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A dinosaur egg?

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I haven't had
a pterodactyl omelet

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since I was a cave boy.
Thank you, grandson.

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- [caws]
- Oh!

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[grunting]

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[relaxing lullaby]

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Wake me
when it's New Year's.

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- Merry Christmas, Mom.
- Ooh!

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A new tattoo?

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[gasps]
How did you know?

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- I love your gift,
big brother!

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I'm calling him Maurice.

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I've already taught him
a few tricks.

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[whistles]

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- [chattering]

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- What I don't understand
is where you got

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all the money to pay
for these extravagant gifts.

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00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:09,268
- Yeah, right?
[laughs]

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What's money?

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- That kid
stole my Laser Phaser!

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00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:19,545
- That kid stole my tattoo!

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- He steal egg.
- [squawk]

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00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:25,084
- Oh,
so that's how you got 'em.

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[together]
And we want 'em back.

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00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:30,824
- Happy holidays,
time travelers!

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You're just in time
to open your presents.

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- Gifts for us?

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- Oh, you didn't
have to do that.

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- Fire?

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00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:44,437
all: It's what I always wanted!

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all: Thank you, Patrick!

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- I'm glad somebody appreciates
my thoughtful gifts.

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00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:53,713
all: Patrick's under
the mistletoe.

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- Stay away from me.
Stay away.

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[screams]

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00:10:57,083 --> 00:11:00,019
- Oh, Patrick, if you don't
want people to kiss you,

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00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:02,488
don't wear a mistletoe hat.

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00:11:02,555 --> 00:11:09,062
- Oh, huh, I thought it was
because I'm so handsome!

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00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,396
Thanks, sis.

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00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,832
- Oh, whoa, ah, ah!

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00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,000
- Photo time!

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00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,335
Everybody say,
"Merry Christmas".

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00:11:16,402 --> 00:11:18,972
all: Merry Christmas!

214
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,210
[upbeat music]

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00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:26,512
- This is Perch Perkins
coming to you live

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00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:30,917
from the umpteenth annual
Klopnodian Heritage Festival!

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Here you can taste
strange foods,

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00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,922
play bizarre games,
and ogle the freaky costumes

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00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:38,557
on display in broad daylight.

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00:11:39,592 --> 00:11:43,229
So bring the whole family down,
gawk at the screwballs,

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00:11:43,296 --> 00:11:47,366
and maybe try
a traditional fried mud pie.

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00:11:50,737 --> 00:11:53,572
Good Neptune!
That's real mud!

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00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:55,775
[laughter]

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- I'm so happy to be sharing

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00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,581
my Klopnodian culture
with my family.

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00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:04,150
- According to this pamphlet,

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00:12:04,217 --> 00:12:07,320
Klopnod is the silliest place
in the ocean.

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00:12:07,386 --> 00:12:09,188
- And the weakest too.

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00:12:09,255 --> 00:12:11,958
In the 12th century,
my army invaded

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00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:15,061
and conquered Klopnod
in half a day.

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00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:17,296
- It says here
that your army lost,

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00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,498
and they named
a cream puff after you.

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00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:23,737
- GrandPat cream puffs.
Get your GrandPats here!

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00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:26,539
- More like cream tough!
Well!

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00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:31,044
- And here we have some more
traditional Klopnod dishes.

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Hundred-year-old bread.

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- [chomps]

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00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,452
- Phony bologna.
- Ah.

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00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:42,421
[grunting and struggling]

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00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:44,023
[grunting]

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00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,125
Whoa.
- Ow, my leg!

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00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:50,163
- And this one is my favorite.
Rock Soup.

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00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,400
- Uh...

244
00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,472
- Oh, Bunny?

245
00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:01,040
Is it okay if I wear this

246
00:13:01,107 --> 00:13:05,111
"Kiss me, I'm Klopnodian" shirt
if I'm not Klopnodian?

247
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:10,884
- No, wait, stop!
I'm married!

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00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,251
[screams]

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00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:19,425
- I'll show these Klops
who won the war!

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00:13:19,492 --> 00:13:20,894
- My other leg!

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00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:25,364
- Ugh!
[grunting]

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00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,532
Hm?

253
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:29,002
Name a cream puff
after me, will you?

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00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:32,571
- Loser!
Hmmph!

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00:13:32,638 --> 00:13:34,040
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:38,812
- Hey, kids, I've got
a wonderful surprise for you.

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00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,047
You're going to be initiated

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00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:44,217
into the wonderful ways
of Klopnod.

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00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,854
It's what we call Gashpluckt.

260
00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:50,589
I'm so proud of you two,

261
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,292
participating in
this family tradition

262
00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:55,962
just like I did as a child.

263
00:13:58,231 --> 00:14:00,399
- Father and son, come with us.

264
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:03,970
- Mother and daughter,
come with us.

265
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:06,105
[together]
Uh...

266
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,942
- This is The Flop Sweat Lodge.

267
00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:12,611
Klopnodian males
are afraid of everything,

268
00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,647
and so we sweat.

269
00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:18,317
This practice
is called Gaplork.

270
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:21,754
Now, let us perspire.

271
00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,262
- [shivers]
- What's the matter, son?

272
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,999
Go ahead and sweat.
- Mm.

273
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:35,902
I can't do it.
[whispers inaudibly]

274
00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:37,370
- Oh.

275
00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:40,439
It seems the boy is sweat shy.

276
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,708
Would you mind turning away?

277
00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:43,709
[grunt together]

278
00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:47,080
- [inhales deeply]

279
00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:50,249
[grunting and straining]

280
00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:54,888
- Phew.

281
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,890
[together]
Mm-mm.

282
00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:59,158
[dramatic folk music]

283
00:14:59,225 --> 00:15:01,760
- In Klopnod, it is tradition

284
00:15:01,895 --> 00:15:05,264
that only women folk
are allowed to swat sea flies.

285
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:08,101
The reason has been lost
to the ages.

286
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:12,205
We call this practice Foinsapp.

287
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,073
- Ooh.
- Uh...

288
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,410
- It takes skill and artistry.

289
00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:19,145
Observe.

290
00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:22,015
- Oh!

291
00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:24,083
[together]
Foinsapp!

292
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:31,290
* *

293
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:42,301
- Foinsapp!
Foinsapp!

294
00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:45,671
Foinsapp, foinsapp, foinsapp!

295
00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:48,274
Foinsapp!

296
00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:51,244
- Now it is your turn.

297
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,680
- But you've swatted
all the flies.

298
00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,950
- [chuckles]

299
00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:01,754
- Go ahead, dear.
- Foinsapp!

300
00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:03,957
Foinsapp!

301
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:07,961
Foinsapp!
[grunts]

302
00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:08,962
Ugh!

303
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,065
[screams]

304
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:13,399
* *

305
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,435
[screaming]

306
00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:23,609
* *

307
00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:32,851
- In Klopnod, all shelves
are 30 feet high because--

308
00:16:32,986 --> 00:16:34,620
I don't know.

309
00:16:34,687 --> 00:16:38,857
All Klopnodian boys
must master the shelf pole.

310
00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:41,427
We call this Spladap.

311
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,396
The wooden objects on the shelf

312
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:47,000
go into the corresponding holes
in the table.

313
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,302
This you do
without leaving the pole,

314
00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:52,305
assisted only
by the pole holder.

315
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:57,576
- Okay, here goes.
- Ooh!

316
00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,346
- Put it in the round hole!

317
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:03,182
[upbeat folk music]

318
00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:05,651
The round hole in the table!

319
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:09,255
- Okay, son.
Nice and easy.

320
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,024
- Nice and easy.

321
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:12,458
Whoa!

322
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:16,329
How'd I do?

323
00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:20,799
- Wow, I did not even know
we had a square hole.

324
00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:24,670
One more to go.
Get the star.

325
00:17:24,737 --> 00:17:27,473
- That's it, son!
Just--yikes!

326
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,042
- [screams]

327
00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:31,044
[grunts]

328
00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:32,111
- Eep!
- Ah!

329
00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:36,815
- I can't hold on!
- I'm peeling out!

330
00:17:36,882 --> 00:17:38,851
[screams]

331
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:43,122
Spladap?
[whimpers]

332
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,924
[dramatic folk music]

333
00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:49,895
- You will now learn
the proper folding and raising

334
00:17:49,962 --> 00:17:54,967
of the Klopnodian flag.
This is called Katoof.

335
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:58,071
- That's not a flag.
It's a tablecloth.

336
00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:00,906
And it's got
mustard stains on it.

337
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:03,576
- No, no, no.
- All right!

338
00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,511
All right.
It's a flag.

339
00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:08,247
- This is how we fold.

340
00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:15,088
- You fold the flag,
and then you raise it?

341
00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:18,091
[martial music]

342
00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:19,092
* *

343
00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:20,959
Hm.
[grunts]

344
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,630
- [gasps]
It unfolded!

345
00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:27,100
So disrespectful!

346
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,203
- Aw!
- Sis!

347
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:31,437
both: Aww.

348
00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,572
- I'm so glad that's over,
big brother.

349
00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:35,841
It was horrible.

350
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,844
- Thank goodness we'll
never have to do that again.

351
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,880
- And now it's time for you
to do that again.

352
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:44,117
You will show us
all you have learned

353
00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:46,952
during the traditional
Klopnodian folk dance.

354
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:51,590
It is called Thewholeshebang!
Curtains up!

355
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:55,928
[crowd roaring]

356
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:59,132
- Do you hear that?
- Uh-huh.

357
00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:02,301
- * Our country's yards
are filled with clods *

358
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:05,471
* Dear old Klopnod! *

359
00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:09,775
* Our country's yards
are filled with clods *

360
00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:15,548
* Dear old Klopnod *

361
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,216
- Foinsapp!
- [screams]

362
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,851
- [screams]

363
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,387
[crowd booing]

364
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:23,456
Hey!

365
00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,057
Whoa!
Whoa!

366
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:30,629
all: Spladap! Spladap! Spladap!

367
00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:34,400
- I don't wanna!
- Come on, kid.

368
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:41,440
Whoa, whoa!

369
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,609
- Wha--oh!

370
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:46,579
[folk music]

371
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,580
* *

372
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,014
- Uh...

373
00:19:49,081 --> 00:19:52,017
[crowd chanting]
Katoof, Katoof, Katoof!

374
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,387
Katoof, Katoof, Katoof!
- [grumbles]

375
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:58,924
[crowd booing]

376
00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:01,460
It's a table cloth!

377
00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:02,928
[crowd booing]

378
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,130
- I'm Kloppin' outta here.

379
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:10,836
all: Gaplork!

380
00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:14,573
All: Gaplork, Gaplork,
Gaplork, Gaplork!

381
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,910
- Sweat, son!
You have to sweat!

382
00:20:17,976 --> 00:20:22,147
For dear old Klopnod,
Gaplork, son!

383
00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:24,717
Gap that lork!

384
00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:28,687
- I want to,
but everybody's looking.

385
00:20:28,754 --> 00:20:29,988
[shivering]

386
00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:33,726
- People of Klopnod
and Klopnod people,

387
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,995
my son would love
to sweat for you all,

388
00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:39,998
but the boy is sweat shy,

389
00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:44,303
so if it wouldn't be
too much trouble,

390
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,939
give the boy some privacy
while he sweats?

391
00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:48,607
Would you mind?

392
00:20:48,674 --> 00:20:49,775
- Yeah.
- Okay.

393
00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,610
- Well, sure.
- The boy is shy.

394
00:20:51,677 --> 00:20:55,348
- I'm sweat shy too!
- Yeah.

395
00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:57,483
- [breathes deeply]

396
00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,586
[straining]

397
00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:09,795
[crowd gasping]

398
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,731
[enchanting orchestral music]

399
00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:15,434
* *

400
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:18,271
[cheers and applause]

401
00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:20,539
- [screams]

402
00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:24,076
Throw down your cream puffs,
you Klopnodians!

403
00:21:24,142 --> 00:21:27,846
You're all my prisoners now!
[laughs]

404
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:31,717
After thousands of years,
I have my revenge!

405
00:21:31,784 --> 00:21:33,185
[laughs]

406
00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:35,854
- [gasps]
- Sea fly!

407
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,756
[together]
Foinsapp.

408
00:21:37,823 --> 00:21:39,325
- Huh?
[screams]

409
00:21:39,392 --> 00:21:42,060
I surrender!
I surrender!

410
00:21:43,729 --> 00:21:46,164
- Wow, what a Gashpluckt day.

411
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:49,134
- I'd rather walk them
than swat them.

412
00:21:50,436 --> 00:21:54,773
- Mmm.
- How do I turn these off?

413
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,075
- Son, it's time
I introduce you

414
00:21:57,142 --> 00:22:01,714
to the wonderful world
of underarm corks.

415
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,916
[laughter]

416
00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:05,150
- Foinsapp!

417
00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:09,455
[upbeat music]

418
00:22:09,522 --> 00:22:16,462
* *

419
00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:21,062
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